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Lidt Britisk humor på denne kolde vinterdag. (02-12-2010 11:18:53)
Poul Nissen #7082, reg. nsj (medlem) (
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Q: Know why the British don't make computers?
A: They couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!
Q: What's the difference between a classic Jag owner and a classic Land Rover owner?
A: The Jag owner washes his hands AFTER he's been for a pee, and the Land Rover owner...
Q: Why do the British drink warm beer?
A: Because the all have Lucus refrigerators. It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
Roses are red,
Land Rovers are green.
Keep telling yourself,
It's just a machine!
bumper sticker: "All the parts falling off this car are of the finest British Workmanship"
For those of you who have never had the pleasure of owning a British car, but want to know what it's like: Next big rainstorm, wait till dark, roll down all windows, leave off lights & heater & wipers and go for a drive. Stop at every intersection and throw out a twenty dollar bill. It's not exactly the same, but it's real close.
Q: When does a man open the door of the car for his wife?
A.When he has a new car.
B.When he has a new wife.